wow i havent had sex in forever like literally forever because im a virgin
(Source: rumour, via thelaughingblog)
Posted 8 hours ago with 20,091 notes
when people say “this doesnt fit on my blog but im reblogging it anyway because i have a heart”
you saint
thank you so much for coming down from your heavenly throne and walking amongst us commoners
Posted 9 hours ago with 28,629 notes
Anonymous: Everytime you post boobs or butts or girls, it is a shocking reminder that you're a straight, boy. So weird
So the default is asexual?
Posted 20 hours ago with 1 note
Anonymous: Jo why do you never talk to me or tweet me or chat me or call me what kind of bf are you
I’m sorry baby, when are you free for a lunch date this week?
Posted 2 days ago with 2 notes
My friend asked me to help her make a playlist for her birthday, so I just listed all the Justin Timberlake songs I know because I’m a great guy
Posted 2 days ago with 2 notes
dirtylungsdirtymind: nope but i stalk on an hourly (minute.. secondly) basis so it's finei'm also bored as fuck joe small from tumblr
Fair enough Sam Fantasia from model.
Posted 2 days ago with 0 notes
dirtylungsdirtymind: i don't like your new theme xxxxxxx
Do you even follow me omg
If not, your opinion is invalid
If so, your opinion is still invalid
Posted 2 days ago with 1 note
